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Weezer is the Devil
by Robert Drake
Music died the day
Rivers Cuomo was born.
He killed it for sure
and only the deaf do not mourn.
They would be alright
if not for their insidious fans,
short little runts
with no taste in bands.
They have large throats
and play the bass poorly.
They say they practice,
but I doubt that sorely.
They would be removed
if I had the power.
Jim Morrison would reign supreme
and Cuomo would cower.
Weezer would be a swear
and children would say,
"weezer that and weezer you"
keeping the prudes at bay.
There is too much chaos
and too much sound
to have wretched bands playing
while others are not found.
Think of the fate
if the Doors were unknown
their infinite lost
their music unshown.
We live in that world
and weezer I blame
and kids like this reader
who give them their fame.
You've heard my appeal.
I'm a safe distance away.
flame as you will
I will not sway.
Attack mr. rico.
He deserves your full ire
for making me write this
and not burning it in a fire.
I have not left to say
except
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Weezer is the Devil.
(except maybe Hash Pipe...it's tolerable)
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